i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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