If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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