he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
be right there i have to get my cape
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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