I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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