In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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