His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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