too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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