He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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