it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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