i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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