It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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