Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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