so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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