Rock
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Fuck
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
