Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I checked into jail on foursquare
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
