Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
im holly from the hills drunk
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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