Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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