You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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