I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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