I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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