real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We got so high we made milksteak
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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