yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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