Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Randomize
