i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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