You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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