They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Still dying that you shit outside
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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