I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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