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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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