Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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