Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My vagina is very pro this idea
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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