Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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