you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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