No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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