he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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