I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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