I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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