Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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