Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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