i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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