Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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