Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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