I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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