she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
