I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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