and you said cock pushups were impossible
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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