Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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