Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Randomize
