The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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