Can Purell be used as lube?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I know her cup size but not her name....
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