Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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